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WTF Collective 3 lyrics - Jon Lajoie

Yo... MC confusing... WTF 3 motherfuckers. Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings 2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date First on deck every day normal guy [Everyday normal guy] Everyday normal guy Here to get the track started My average lyrics are between Genius and retarded I drink tap water And watch all the CSIs I put my 30 dollar pants on One leg at a time Sleep 8 hours a night Eat 3 meals a day I'm motherfucking content I got no reason to complain I have a roof over my head And I got clothes on my back My verse is done it wasn't great But hey it wasn't that bad [MC uses time machines irresponsibly] Yo I'm MC uses time machines irresponsibly Went back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973 Then I travelled in time to the night that I was conceived Then I met up with my parents and we hung out a